Heard this on the radio this morning:
 
PETA thinks they can boost morale of the troops stationed in Afghanistan by sending them vegan chocolate. They heard the troops were craving chocolate, which is hard to come by and PETA decided to do something about it. They are making vegan chocolates that have the image of Osama Bin Laden with the words "Bin Laden Bites" underneath. Biting off Bin Laden's head is an added bonus of the chocolates. The PETA website says it's a delicious and biting oxymoron - cruelty-free beheadings.
 
PETA says they’re using the chocolates as a way of protesting bin Laden’s “torture and killing” of animals in the days following the attacks on the U.S. in 2001 when the “guardians” of said animals were killed, leaving the animals to die of starvation, toxic fumes and dehydration. Oh yeah, they oppose the attacks too.
 
The chocolates are selling on the PETA website for $15 and will ship in January. Proceeds from the sales are to benefit PETA programs.