I've been GOOP'd. You will eventually be GOOP'd as well if you watch television, read books or spend any time on the internet. GOOP is Gwyneth Paltrow's new website and lifestyle enterprise. She has been online, on Oprah, and seriously on task offering tips about everything from exercise to recipes to parenting. Why GOOP? New York Times writer Bob Morris pondered that same question in his Sunday article, Martha, Oprah...Gwyneth?. He quotes a Toronto Globe and Mail writer who quipped "Perhaps 'Any Old Load of Rubbish and Learn From Me, Ungrateful Peasant' were already taken." Morris goes on to explain that GOOP is a derivative of Gwyneth's initials.
Truth be told, many women of my generation admire Gwyneth Paltrow. She is talented, smart, beautiful, and married to one of the hottest rock stars alive. But do any of us really want to be Gwyneth Paltrow enough to discard our own common sense and insert hers? I doubt it, especially when the advice is whacked. Consider Gwyneth's fitness regime. On Oprah, Gwyneth sold her fans on the value of training Tracy Anderson style, in an overly heated studio with weights no greater than three pounds "to avoid bulk". Anderson, Gwyneth's personal trainer, recommends doing 60 or more reps of arm circles and leg lifts placing special emphasis on her signature lilt at the wrist which she says is key to engaging the larger arm muscles. What?????!!!!!!!!!! Come on Gwyneth! If we all had your svelte frame and a lifestyle that required no more of our bodies than turning the pages of a movie script than this plan might work, but if that were the case, then we would all be on Oprah and you'd be sitting at home with the remote.
I can't comment on Gwyneth's parenting tips or garlic bread recipe, but I will share my two cents about the workout. Women shouldn't be afraid of building bulk. Very few women have testosterone levels that allow for that level of muscular development. And if we did, so what? Do muscles make us look less feminine or attractive? Would men really mind if we all started asking 'Honey, does this make my butt look too muscular?' Edina personal trainer Natalie Roberts agrees. "Women are capable of lifting more than three pounds, and very few of us have the time to do 60-80 reps of each exercise".
Would men really mind if we all started asking 'Honey, does this make my butt look too muscular?'
Gwyneth and Tracy are reportedly opening gyms together to promote the Gwyneth way. If their efforts get non-exercisers into the gym in hopes of sharing a piece of celebrity pie then more power to them. But I'll pass.
McQ by Alexander McQueen
Ugh. Really?
1I visited her website, and yeah it's a little random.
Maybe I'll try the low weight/high reps thing. I am one of those people who can lift wieghts for a week and start to look like a wrestler. I build muscle fast. So does my best friend, who gets linebacker thighs if she does lunges or runs.
2I just visited it too, and it is just weird.
3Huh, not sure if I would take that advice but hey, good for her
4Tell us how it goes Kris, cause I don't think it would do anything but give me repetitive stress injury!
5You know how long it would take to do 60 reps of every exercise?? you'd be in the gym for like 2 hours!
Uh, no. The gym for 2 hours is my version of Hell.
I'm not a big GP fan, she always comes off as snotty and condescending to me. And I don't find Chris Martin to be attractive in the least.
But hey, if thats what she wants to do, she should do it!
6Women shouldn't be afraid of building bulk.
Thank you for this, GS! I was just talking to a girlfriend about this earlier today - how ever since taking spin classes on a regular basis, my thighs have ballooned out!
I should probably be embracing the new muscle, but instead I'm trying my hardest to find exercises
that will counteract this new, um, addition!
7Oops. Hit 'send' before I was finished with that thought.
Perhaps I should just start doing 60 leg circles each night.
That'll slenderize 'em!
8Not a big Paltrow fan either but I would kill for her legs. And her gym, saw it on Oprah and it is bigger than my house.
9Piper I'd say 90% of her legs looking like that is genetic.
10The tallest woman in my family is 5'9". I was screwed in the leg department from birth.
11You're talking someone who's 5'4. I feel your pain.
12(Whispers) I see little people...
13I'm surprised you can see us from all the way up there...
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15watch out, these boots were made for walking, and I hate having to scrape things off of them!
16GS, I have no problem biting a knee cap or two.
17Or an ankle in my instance.
18Hey, the boots cover those. They are thigh highs.
19I keep hearing about GOOP but haven't checked it out.
As for bulk, I will freely admit that I don't want to bulk up. I'm too lazy to go get new clothes.
I build muscle ridiculously easily. I rowed crew in college between my soccer and track seasons, just for fun. Within 1 week I couldn't fit in any of my pants. I had to quit because big legs aren't good for running.
20I wouldn't mind if some of the cellulite on my rear morphed into pure muscle. Of course, I could start the process by going to the gym...
As for Gwyneth - we should all be so lucky to have our own state-of-the-art gym and actress schedule. Stop shoving your goop in my face!
21pop I rowed crew too!! loved it!
22GOOP rhymes with POOP. End of story.
23The last thing ANY woman needs right now is to let someone like Gwyneth Paltrow, who has the luxury of sitting around on her arse all day, how to work out. Doesn't she have a Coldplay concert to go to or a movie to "act" in or something?
24I can see you're a big fan of GP, Em.
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I don't even know why she bugs me. Actually, I take it back--I was lukewarm on her before,
and then I heard about this GOOP nonsense, and now it's like shut up!
26"Hey, the boots cover those. They are thigh highs."
27lol, you and Grandpa need to be locked up in a cold shower!
28I cant stand Gwyneth, her fake british accent is appalling, she is a vegetarian, she along with Madonna hates looking feminine and she is a horrible actress.
29You hate her for being a vegetarian?
30yep. a smug vegetarian, which is different than a regular one btw.
31I get the GOOP e-mails.
I'm not a huge Gwyneth fan, but some of the stuff she sends out is interesting. Today she sent out lists of restaurants that adults enjoy, but are also kid friendly. And, I'll admit, I tried her bruschetta recipe and it was quite good.
32She is a 'vegetarian' that won't eat animals with four legs. She eats fish and foul but shows no love the cows.
33I actually do the Tracey Anderson DVD and like it a lot - I tend to put on tons of muscle and this workout is making me more compact. It is an hour long and I do it a few times a week as well as cardio (I work out every day for at least 20 minutes) and so far I'm as tone and small as I've ever been.
I get the GOOP emails to and while some of them are ridiculous (the hotels one was fun, nothing under 1K a night) the recipes are good and I really liked the one about negative energy. They are interesting at the very least.
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